Fun with Puns

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  • ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
  • AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
  • BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
  • BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
  • CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
  • COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  • ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
  • EYE DROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
  • HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
  • LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
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2 Responses to Fun with Puns

  1. Charles Bloch says:

    A very funny feature; and highly addictive habit of the punster.

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